Double Trouble & Miss K

Double Trouble & Miss K had gone for a girls' night out.
Both were very faithful and loving girlfriends, however
they had gotten overly-enthusiastic on Bacardi
Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to Pee,
so they stopped in the cemetery.

Double Trouble had nothing to wipe with so she thought
she would take off her panties and use them.

Miss K however was wearing a rather expensive
pair of panties and did not want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave
that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she
Proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to
go home.

The next day, Angry Mike was concerned
That his normally sweet and innocent girlfriend was still in bed hung over,
so he phoned the Miss K's boyfriend and said:
"These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst..
my gf came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the Miss K's boyfriend,
"Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that
said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station.
We'll never forget you!