Step right up and join TSA!

Step right up, folks! Bullied as a young person growing up in your middle-class neighborhood? Ridiculed in the gym locker room because of underdeveloped/non-developed reproductive organs? Failed your ACT or SAT tests? Unfit for military duty? Is your IQ the average of that of a wilting houseplant? Do you have strong leanings towards sexual predation? Unable to pass a bonafide background